Top 10 Tithe Check Memo Notes

According to "The Holy Observer" here are the top ten tithe check memo notes:

10. Gross, not net—as usual!
9. Hush Money
8. Casino winnings!
7. For voice lessons for worship team!
6. Thanks for last night...
5. This equals 12%
4. Don't cash before Wednesday
3. $1 less for every minute past noon
2. Please don’t spend on crack, again.
1. NOT for children's ministry!