The South

My Mother-in-law who lives in South Dakota sent this to me. I haven't decided yet if I should be offended or not...

• Mississippi:The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? " The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

• Georgia: A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
  
  

(If you don't believe this one come to my church - it took me quite awhile to figure out what they were saying when they would say things like, "I have no ID what he was talking about...")

• North Carolina: A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

• And My favorite:You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving to the North!