I can be the next Joel Osteen!!!

It's the dream of most every pastor - to pastor a large church. Perhaps it's pride....perhaps it's a desire to reach lost souls...whatever the case most pastor's dream of having people stand in line to come to church.

What about You?

Have you ever wanted to:

• Build a church from the ground up, customize your staff, control budgets and more
• Hire and fire staff and deal with idiots, naive volunteers, and denominational egos
• Attract fickle unchurched people with Bingo, revival meetings or fasting--it is all up to you!
• Take weekly offerings and pass a budget
• Start your own radio or cable-access show
• Attend the latest conference to hone your skills
• Implement the latest ministry fad
• Review weekly attendance and giving records
• Earn points with God by winning souls for Christ

You can steal members from other churches and earn points just like you saved them yourself. The possibilities are endless! To grow your church, work on all the strategic variables,

• Write a mission statement
• Choose a logo
• Get a billboard
• Hire a professional worship musician
• Book a rock band
• Buy plasma television for your PowerPoint presentations

Do it all without a degree, license or even the Bible!

Just like Joel Osteen

Now you and I can make our dreams become reality - click here to find out how!!!!